Neko

THEME
Kim. Girl. Gay. Brazil. "Sometimes you need to do something bad to stop you from doing something worse. [...] We are not responsible for what we have come to be." - Stoker. (My fandom blog is: Riding-horses-and-dragons)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

kimkanyekimye:

Willow Pape looks a lot like Paris Hilton…

cartel:

Holidays on tumblr are the best, everything turns into a joke.

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

hetalia-rainbow:

ultrafacts:

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"Sorry bro"
"S’all good bro"

hi:

hi:

hi:

I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios